Because I Told Malcolm I Would Do It

malc says:
i am home!!!!
Shelly和小Ernie says:
GRATZ!
Shelly和小Ernie says:
you made it!
Shelly和小Ernie says:
hahaha
malc says:
i didnt
malc says:
dizzy
malc says:
and die
Shelly和小Ernie says:
wad you pregnant
malc says:
we havnt have sex how i pregnant!!!
Shelly和小Ernie says:
ruixian mah!
malc says:
she underage... if i pregnant if i say it is her i will get jailed...so i will pt a finger at u
Shelly和小Ernie says:
i post this up on your blog ok
malc says:
!!!!

Would anyone remember me?

ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN 5 MINUTES

6 more

days till my birthday

7 more days

till my birthday.

Listen Up Guys!

A couple of days ago, some guy trying to test the waters to see how I would react to his proposal made a really big mistake. He started off alright, asking me as a passing comment if I would say yes if he asked me to marry him. I answered with the standard 'Of course, if you buy me that ring.'

This guy happens to know I want a ring from Tiffany and Co. because he knows my female friend, and one day in 2003 when we were tired of studying for the finals, we went to Tiffany's to have a look, and I pointed out that ring to her. Unfortunately, Ms Ye Meixiu cannot remember which ring it is. And no laughter about wanting a ring from Tiffany's please. I'm a sucker for that place because Audrey Hepburn happens to be my definition of beautiful, and then well my favourite movie just happens to have a proposal scene at that silly shop.

So basically that guy went to Tiffany's and since Meixiu didn't know which ring it was, went to have a look around. He apparently saw this ring with a price tag of 5 digits (not including the decimal place duh) that he couldn't take his eyes off. He said he went to look at other rings in the store, but that ring sparkled so much he couldn't stop looking at it.

And he foolishly enough told me this immediately after I reminded him that no proposal to me without a ring is ever going to get a yes.

So I told him matter-of-factly that the ring I originally wanted only cost 2-3K, but since there's a ring that he thinks is much nicer, so much so that he can't even look around to find a ring that could possibly be the one I was referring to, then obviously I'm not going to settle for less than that ring.

Hee hee hee. Not going to mention that guy's name here, in case he gets embarassed and I won't get any ring at all =(.

Something for you all to learn from, guys. Especially those *ahemMalcolmahem* who need me to invite the girl they are interested in into a group MSN chat window and ask her out for them because they are too shy to *gigglez*.

Christmas Story

http://www.futurismic.com/2006/12/new_fiction_from_jason_stoddar_1.html

Why can't the Jasons I know write like that? =P

SALE SALE SALE

Bought a new top and cardigan from Topshop ($120?) and a sexy new fossil watch ($147) from the sale going on over at Suntec. Yummy.

Btw, is it true that Malc and Ruixian are cohabiting?

Awwwwww Malc.......

Stumbled across this video on http://www.everyone.rossfun.net/play.htm. I love Firefox's Stumble addon. How else can I entertain myself in the middle of the night or in the early morning when all sane people are still in bed?




Ya well, so this video kinda reflects Malcolm's sentiments exactly.

Malcolm's response on being shown this video:

Shelly和小Ernie says:
http://www.everyone.rossfun.net/play.htm
Shelly和小Ernie says:
this muz have been written for you
malc says:
i wan sex!!!!

Heehee. Don't let that scare you off, Ruixian, he's a perfect gentleman, and won't force himself upon you. In fact, he is so law abiding that he won't even ask until you are legal =P.

But on another note, I am going to play at bridge at the 28th ASEAN Bridge Championships on Monday (which is why I cannot go for your tuition on Monday, Ruixian; don't know if you received my SMS or not, my phone seems to either send out 1 million of the same SMS to everyone, or no SMS at all baaaahhh). I asked Malcolm to come and watch, and he said he would only go if Ruixian goes and hangs on his arm the entire time. He also said that he would prefer it if Ruixian would wear her SCGS uniform, but that is optional. He giggled that Ruixian in her SCGS uniform watching bridge with him would make him look extremely paedophilic, and he thought that it would be cool.

I pointed out to him that Jason (Chew) would be there, and so would Yingdan, and the difference in their age is 1 more than the difference between Ruixian's and his age. Malcolm retaliated by saying that Ruixian is younger than Yingdan, so he wins.

Win what win. Ruixian isn't legal. You want to sit in jail cell issit Malcolm.

On another note, Ruixian, you can have tuition on Thursday and Friday this week? You can sit for the entire duration of Ruichen's tuition, and I'll be there for at least 3 hours on both days, so I think you should be able to complete most of your homework? MSN me the reply ok my hp is very CMI. Tag here also can.

Yes, I don't know how a girl who managed to score As for all the subjects I teach her without wanting my tuition for approximately 1/2 a year needs help with her homework, but since Ruichen definitely needs tuition, I'll be going there anyway, and Ruichen knowing that I will still be staying for 3 hours MIGHT actually do the work I give her properly so that she can leave before the 3 hours is over.

I can only hope =X.

Oh and Ruixian, if you actually want to come and watch me play bridge, you don't have to cling on to Malcolm. Hee hee hee.

To Those Who Know Me in Real Life

Help me do this : http://kevan.org/johari?name=ShellyYong

Heehee thanks.

Johari Window

http://kevan.org/johari?name=myrons
Out of sheer boredom. Wheee. DO IT!

A house is not a home.

Google earth is freaking fantastic. I found my home in taiwan (BWAHHA BIGGEST IN THE ENTIRE AREA) and the pig farm that I keep raving about.

Kinda makes me miss my relatives over there. :'(

Questions Designed for the Sake of Humour?

From this website: http://humour.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/54543/, under the heading 'Some great questions brought to you by Peter Kay'. I don't know who Peter Kay is, but most of his questions, though probably intended to be on the humourous side, seem totally bizarre to me. I shall therefore help him answer his questions here.

1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Do you actually think you pay enough for your gynaecologist to stay and watch you get undressed? He/she has got better things to do than stand around and watch you. Besides, I think the poor doctor probably doesn't really want to that much of you in 1 session (you probably don't look THAT good down there, yah? =P).

The question here should be 'Does Peter Kay have his own gynaecologist? Or do females routinely talk to him about their visits to the gynaecologist?'


2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

I think that person owns it as far down as they can possibly get. Heehee. Guess this isn't that bad a 'question'.

3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Don't know leh. I don't put mascara often, but when I do, I can do it with my mouth closed.

Ok fine. I sometimes stick out my tongue when doing it. But I stick out my tongue most of the time anyway (fortunately partner is usually dummy when this occurs - i.e. no need for partner to concentrate). There seriously isn't enough space in my mouth for it to remain there all the time.

But I don't think my friends put on mascara with their mouths open. Bizarre question.

4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

Erm. Yes. I don't wiggle my bottom when brushing teeth. I can't even remember a time when I ever did.

My current thoughts: Is Peter Kay a male who goes to the gynaecologist, wiggles his bottom uncontrollably when he brushes his teeth, and watches females put on mascara?

5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

Because Peter may be Mary and noone will question him/her on his/her true identity.

This is the 2nd 'question' I find to be (slightly) humourous.

6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

They do????

7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Haha. In this current day and age, most freezers DO have lights. But in the past, yes, there used to only be a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer. My very rich friend thought that all freezers came with lights because his did (I commented that this was not the case, but he said his freezer always had a light).

So why would they put a light in the fridge, not the freezer? Because chances are that when you get up in the middle of the night for a snack and are lazy to switch on the light, whatever you want is likely to be in the fridge, not the freezer. In most freezers too, there's like only 1 thing that can actually be eaten without having to first thaw and/or cook - icecream. So to be more economical, there's only a light in the fridge.

Maybe Peter Kay keep his moisturiser in the freezer, and gets up in the middle of the night dehydrated and wanting to slather on some nice cold cream regularly? Hmmm....

8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Because the mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' was purified and sterliised before it was bottled for you to drink, and the 'use by' date is when this (relatively) bacteria-free state of the water would last until.

9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Don't know. My toaster doesn't seem to do that. Peter Kay - learn to control your toaster!

10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Don't know. Got only C5 for AO French =P.

Are French fries in France just called fries?

There's kind of a difference between a 'normal' kiss and a 'French' kiss, but there's no real difference between 'normal' fries and 'French' fries. Improved on your question for you, Peter Kay; or perhaps you could use 'my' question because someone else already had and you'd be accused of plagiarism? Heehee.

11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

Someone who already knew what milk was, and knew that squeezing the dangly things would give milk. The first person to milk a cow likely saw calves drinking milk from their mother before.

12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?

Porcelain. 磁瓦. Or 好素质碟盘.

13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

I don't point to my wrist when asking for the time. And when you need to go to the toilet, it could be for many reasons other than the one that involves your crotch. You could need to use your ass, or wash your hands, or reapply your makeup. Goodness. Do you need to tell others what you are going to do in the toilet? They might actually decide NOT to tell you where the toilet is after you point to your crotch, and then you can go pee in your pants =P.

But there WAS this weird time when a woman came up to me and asked me for the time, saying she wasn't wearing a watch. To emphasize her point, she pointed at her wrist (no watch there, of course). Weird part is I wasn't wearing a watch either.

14) What do you call male ballerinas?

Ballet dancers. Male ballet dancers, if you wish to be SO precise.

15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

Don't know, but I actually see the humourous bit of this question.

16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Quizzes aren't quizzical. Quizzical is usually a description of the look on a person's face, or an expression. Like the one that was on my face when I read most of the 'great' questions by Peter Kay.

3/16 vaguely humourous questions. I wonder what Peter Kay does for a living.

Its moi burfday

Am reading Timoleon Vieta Come Home. bloody good read I tell ya. :) Birthdays coming up (December 20th people!) and heres a suggested list of books to get me.

1. Anthropology and a hundred other stories.
2. Don't Tell me the Truth About Love
3. Little White Car.

All by Dan Rhodes. :) Make my collection complete people!

Update: Someone just agreed to get me the anthropology book. 2 MORE LEFT! BOOK EARLY!

RESOLUTION!

THIS PIC SHALL MOTIVATE MUA TO LOSE WEIGHT ONCE AGAIN

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