An (Unpaid for) Advertisement for Myron Tay

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her love confession
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WOW
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MALC U DA MAN
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u'll be called mancolm from now on
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^ is that funny enough to get blogged?
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>.<
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pls talk abt me
Shelly和小Ernie says:
mancolm look like lancome to me for bizarre reasons
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myron do you REALLY want a post about you
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yeah. but something. cool
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after all you've read about what i can do on posts?
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hmmm?
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so girls wld. like. fall in love with me

Hmm.... so someone wants a post about himself too. Even after being warned by me.

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ruixian demanded a post
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she got
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4
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=P

So what is there to say about Mr Myron Tay? I first got to know him from a pub DOTA game in 2005, after which he came and joined us in our (then) clan channel, and never left. Not counting the numerous times he deleted Warcraft in some sort of hissy fit (and reinstalled it soon after because he missed us DOTA so much), and the time when he finally uninstalled it for good to concentrate on his advertising campaign (which is his profession btw). He, however, promised to come back as soon as his new Dell arrived. The unexpected kink in that promise was that he had (and still has) no idea how to get his new computer fixed up to the internet/router, so he still doesn't DOTA with us. Malcolm refuses to go to his house to plug in the lan cable for him.

Picture of Myron for you girls to oogle at:



Myron never fails to amuse. There was this period of time when we'd simply invite Myron into group MSN chats because he'd never fail to lighten the mood and chase our boredom away. We would probably still do that regularly, except that I have found blogging, and Malcolm is rather fixated on Slayers and Naruto. Myron also still has his advertising thing to do (it will apparently be over by Monday). And of course, there is a group chat with us all in it open as I type this advert for Myron.

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shit
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sophias not chatting
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means shes.... blogging.
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abt me

Haha. If you haven't learnt anything about me yet, you should know by now never to request such open ended things from me like 'Write about me in your blog!' Regret often comes too late in such situations =P.

Well, to all potential suitors of Myron Tay, what information about him can I provide that would entice you to date him? Malcolm phrased it best (not from personal experience though. RX and future partners of Myron, have no fear! They are both very heterosexual!) Myron is good in bed. He is flexible enough to do 10seconds or 1 hr depending on how his partner likes it, or on what record he wants to set. He will cuddle you in bed after sex, and make you feel really wanted. Compromises have to be made there, however. Hence, microbiologists, health freaks, and anyone prioritising hygiene need not apply.

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wth
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u writing thousand words comp?
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compo?
malc says:
dun u feel honored?
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...

Aiyo... Myron... must learn to be patient ok. How would you feel if I wrote paragraphs for everyone else and 1 measly line for you?

Back to the advert. If you manage to catch Myron's eye, rest assured, you will always be on his mind, in his heart, and on his tongue. He will stop at nothing in his declaration of love for you. You will never have to worry about him hiding you from all his friends, and about him insisting you give up your lifestyle for him. He will accomodate you, and all his friends will know about you. He will not stand to have anything bad said about you, and will always defend you to the fullest. In need of devotion? Myron's your man.

Myron is in the advertising line, and is good at what he does. His drawings are marvellous (ok fine, I have to admit here that I don't actually see much artwork in my line, and compared to my drawings, other people's usually look much better), and he can actually draw using a mouse (the computer one). He can express himself very well with pictures, and is apt at graphical explanations of certain subject matters. Information from Myron never fails to amaze.

For more information about Myron, contact him through email/MSN at tay_myron@msn.com. Some things tend to be misrepresented when not from the horse's mouth =P. (Especially if the mouth it comes out from is mine.)