Circumcision?

Went to read Kenny Sia's blog and came across this entry. It's funny, of course, but as usual the comments were the most hilarious part of the post. I really had no idea that people would now view circumcision as something to be proud of (previously, I actually thought the normal view was that non-circumsized men had it better in bed), but hey, I'm not the guy, and maybe cutting it off is really more hygienic (like girls going for Brazilian waxes).

Samples of some of the more amusing comments:

• dude!! 24 years later & you still don't know how to pee right??
• u may wanna know that circumcised male are placed at a lower risk of AIDS as the cells of the foreskin are 'friendly' for the entry of the human immunodeficiency virus.

Me: Good point eh, but you have to have sex with someone with HIV in order to get HIV, and you should be asking yourself, why are you having sex with someone who has HIV, not if you should have a circumcision to reduce your risk of getting it.


• SLICE IT MATE!!! SLICE IT!!!!!!!
• So big liao only cut, very pain one. (I mean your age big, not ur kukuciao k?)
• Alternatively, u can pay extra money, to make u sleep during the process. which is good, so u wont panic when u see a doc with a light saber coming to ur kuku.
• (from the same guy who made the previous comment) But hey, now i doesnt felt that kind of thing on my dickhead anymore. Except sometimes when i accidentally drip some toothpaste on it. which can make u scream ur lungs out.
• (Still from the same guy, what a cool mom!) My mom said, zhanging kuku is really really good for ur dickhead. Sometimes after masturbating, the sperm is stuck inside the skin.
• (And again from the same guy, especially for Myron)Imagine leaving sperm in a condom and left it there for days. ewwwwwwww
• I never zhng my kuku & still chicks says there is no smell or taste when they lick the lollipop.

Me: Why this guy ask girls such WEIRD things o.O. Eeek. Oh. Maybe the girls he dates are so weird they comment on the TASTE of his penis. Eck. No. Maybe they really think it's a lollipop and are wondering why it's got no taste. *faint*


• JUST CUT IT!!! It will make you feel like a VIRGIN again!!! ;p


Me: Now how DOES this work hmmm....


• lan jiao stay uncut.. will look like torpedo.
• Kenny, you are a genius.You succeeded in getting rid of the typical Malaysian taboo by getting girls to admit without any sense of embarassment that they give blowjobs.
• it'll taste better if u cut.....


Me: For obscure reasons, I am thinking of how good blood tastes now....


• (Some people dunno how to count) kenny, one word. do it. im gonna do it. lets do it together.
• Before you go for it though, ask the doctor if he can sew the skin around the dickhead to form a sunflower shape... that would be damn cool.
• http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kenny
  kenny u are a foreskin! harharharharhar

And finally, the general consensus:

Thus, our logical conclusion today here is: LEAVE YOUR SCHLONG ALONE, MAN!

But if you can't, don't forget your camera.